10/31/08

My cup of molten lava runneth over

Dear Mother Nature,

Maybe youve been distracted lately, but its November tomorrow. I realize you are the undisputed expert on the subject, so I hope you will pardon my impudence, but the four seasons are supposed to be divided into roughly equal parts. Summer had its turn. Fall and Winter want a chance to show their stuff. It is already snowing in many parts of the country. It is time to turn down the temp in the Grand Canyon state.

If we have to be unseasonable anything, can it be cool? Please.

Imploringly,

Richard

10/24/08

Multitasking Stinks

At one point yesterday* I was watching a LiveMeeting training on my right monitor while listening to the corresponding audio on my office phone wireless headset in my right ear. On my left monitor I was responding to emails, analyzing a spreadsheet, and responding to instant message queries from a co-worker. During that already insane mix, my beloved called me on my cell phone…so that took care of my left ear.

I’m not entirely sure where my brain was during this whole episode.

*Ironically, my calendar showed unavailable, my phone was set on “Send all Calls” to voicemail, my email was set on “Out of Office”, and my instant messenger was set to “Do Not Disturb” during this block of time. Modern work life is ridiculous! The only way to be truly unreachable is to go scuba diving.

I'm working on it...

After I teach my kids how to clean their rooms and do the dishes, I’m going to teach them how to do this…

10/23/08

iPod turns 7

On this day in 2001 Apple introduced the world to the iPod.

Thank you Steve Jobs. It has been a pleasure doing business with you.

Confused about the 2008 ballot measures in AZ, here's some help

Ballot measures are almost always confusing since the language used, like Payday Loan Reform might be the opposite of what the law would actually do.  Heres some things that might help clear the fog:

A general guide, with brief summaries for and against, plus lots of related links:

http://ballotpedia.org/wiki/index.php/Arizona_2008_ballot_measures

Some conservative political guys and how their voting:

http://adamsandjefferson.blogspot.com/2008/10/adams-and-jeffersons-take-on-arizona.html

Confused about judges, heres some local GOP opinions:

http://azjudgesreview.blogspot.com/

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Not specifically related to the ballot initiatives, but I like this guys blog because it is politically hyper-local:

http://mesaissues.blogspot.com/

10/22/08

Red lipstick, good pumps, and a great push-up bra

I was cleaning out some very old emails (circa 2005) and I found this one from Katie to Andrew, about how Andrew & Reachel ended up together.  I can’t remember what the original story about the bed is I’ll have to track down and scan a picture of the infamous cross-dressing incident and post it here.

Andrew,

I loved your story about how you owe your relationship to Reachel's
bed. But I got to thinking, you would have never met Josie and
Lynnley had I not told you about the Enclave and introduced you to
Brian and Justin. And you and I would have never known each other had
Becky and Richard never married. And Becky and Richard owe their
relationship to the fact that Richard dressed up like a girl to
sneak into Becky's dorm room her freshman year. So I guess what I'm
trying to say is you and Reachel owe your wonderful relationship to
not only a fantastic bed, but to some red lipstick, good pumps, and
a great push-up bra! I mean who would have thought that so much
love could have come out of one casual incidence of cross-dressing.
Oh the heavens must have been beaming on that day!

Later

-Katie


10/16/08

Looking like a landslide

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Thanks Austin for telling me about Intradelike IEM, fascinating.

The Debate: I tried to be very objective when I watched the debate last night.  Im a true swing voter.  I want to like McCain much more than I actually do like him.  I wish I was more excited about the Republican option.  Romney would have been much more compelling. 

I think McCain did TERRIBLE last night.  He came across as angry and befuddled.  His grimacing throughout the process looked strange.  He kept focusing on trivialities.  His attacks just bounced off Obama.

Social Conservatism My brother Andrew made an interesting point a few days ago: many social conservatives make single issues, like abortion, a deciding factor in their voting decisions.  Yet, despite 2 Reagan terms, 1 Bush senior term, and 2 Bush junior terms (20 of the last 28 years with pro-life Republicans at the helm)Roe vs. Wade has remained unchanged.

Im extremely pro-life, but maybe, just maybe, we need to consider the full spectrum of issues when making our voting decisions.

Constitutional Confusion:  At what point in our history did Presidents start talking like they are the ones who make the laws?  I find it mildly humorous that presidential candidates always talk about when Im president this is how its going to be..  Last time I read the Constitution, the legislative branch makes the laws, the executive branch enforces the laws, and the judicial branch interprets the laws.  Remember: checks and balances.

All these grand plans that McCain and Obama quibble about like universal health care and changing the tax code only become realities if congress makes it so. 

10/8/08

Dow Jones Industrial Average

One year ago on October 9, 2007 the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at its all time high of 14,164.53.

Today it closed at 8,579.19.

Trillions dollars, a few of them minegone.

10/3/08

Weekend in UT

In case you need either a tow or new tires en route to UT:

Wii Sports does not counteract the effects of not playing real tennis in 16 years:





Jason playing tennis with us. Oh wait, maybe not...

Jean's B-day gift from her AZ s-i-l's

The North Rim of the Grand Canyon




Jarom's amazing stretch of getting 100 mpg

Barreling down the freeway at >70 mph about to crash into an on-coming semi!

10/2/08

The Wisdom of Crowds

I learned about the Iowa Electronic Market (IEM) when I first read The Wisdom of Crowds. The IEM is a prediction market that works similar to the stock market, except what is being traded is election results. Historically, the IEM has been more accurate than polling data at predicting the eventual outcome.

When I looked this morning, Barack Obama is favored to win by ten points:


Im fascinated by things like prediction markets

9/30/08

The real solution to the financial crisis: Recession

This doesnt sound fun, but it rings true:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/csm/ysmith;_ylt=Au.2hhNecXnidvDWTK9hctQDW7oF

Dancing with the President of the United States of America

I am convinced that the people at my office care more about the outcome of reality TV shows than who wins the election in November.

9/25/08

Conservative or Liberal? Workspace Reveals All

Your office or bedroom holds telltale signs of whether you are a conservative or a liberal, finds a new study. While political conservatives tend to keep a tidy, organized office, political liberals favor colorful, more stylish but cluttered spaces.

A person may hide their political ideology from others, including from pollsters, but the researchers were delighted to learn that a peek into subjects' living quarters or even workspaces could give that away.

Conservatives and liberals leave behind distinct "behavioral residue" that can be picked up by savvy scientists and possibly other observers, according to the study by New York University psychologist John Jost and his colleagues. The results are set for publication in a forthcoming issue of the journal Political Psychology.

Office snoops

The researchers took inventory of five office locations - a commercial real estate agency, an advertising agency, a business school, an architectural firm and a retail bank - all in a large U.S. city. They had observers check out the workspaces of 94 male and female employees. The subjects' average age was 37. The snoopers had no idea of the workers' political orientation.

Political orientation was measured with survey questions.

Liberals' offices were judged as significantly more distinctive, comfortable, stylish, modern, and colorful and as less conventional and ordinary, in comparison with conservatives' offices, Jost said.

The researchers also sent snoopers into the living spaces of 76 undergraduates at the University of California, Berkeley, arriving at similar results.

"Conservative rooms tended to be cleaner, more brightly lit, better organized, less cluttered, and also more conventional and ordinary in terms of decoration," Jost said during a panel discussion on "The Neuroscience of Elections and Human Decision-Making" at NYU, adding: "Conservatives' rooms were rated by independent raters as better organized and tidier in general."

Specifically, individuals who reported a more conservative ideology also had bedrooms that contained more organizational and cleaning supplies, including calendars, postage stamps, ironing boards and laundry baskets.

Liberals' rooms on the other hand were marked by more clutter, including more CDs, a greater variety of CDs, a greater variety of books and more color in the room in general.

Political personalities

The findings agreed with a link found by Jost's team between two personality traits and political ideology. In personality tests of thousands of college students, Jost found that liberals tended to score higher than conservatives on one key measure called openness to experiences, which includes holding wide interests, and being imaginative and insightful.

Conservatives showed higher scores for conscientiousness, which measures a person's need for order, discipline, achievement striving and rule following.

"I think it's a truly fascinating possibility that the left-right distinction, which emerged over 200 years ago in response to the French Revolution and continues to be the single best way of understanding ideological differences today, may be rooted in fundamental human needs for stability vs. change, order vs. complexity, familiarity vs. novelty, conformity vs. creativity, and loyalty vs. rebellion," Jost told LiveScience.

(The terms of left-right political leanings was originally based on the seating arrangement of those in the French parliament during the time of the French Revolution.)

He added, "It may be that conflicting tendencies in human nature play themselves out in the political sphere as the struggle between right and left."

But for a self-proclaimed conservative or liberal whose office conditions do not match these findings, say a conservative living in a cluttered room, Jost said, that's to be expected.

"What we have observed are just differences on average between liberals and conservatives, and the variability around these averages is considerable," he said, giving the example that while on average men are taller than women, plenty of tall women and short men are walking around.

He added, "But I do wonder whether conservatives with messy rooms feel worse about the mess than do liberals with messy rooms, again, on average. For conservatives, it may be more likely that they are failing to live up to their own norms with regard to conscientiousness."

Jeanna Bryner
Senior Writer
LiveScience.com Thu Sep 25, 8:46 AM ET

9/2/08

Scary

A list of things you hope to not find when you pull your fridge away from the wall:
1. A scorpion







2. Two Tom & Jerry style mouse holes in the baseboard







3. Damp, rotting floorboards







4. Mold growing on the damp, rotting floorboards
5. Termites living in the moldy, damp, rotting floorboards







That is a pretty good start of thing you probably dont want to find when you move your fridge.
Youll never guess what I found when I moved my fridge yesterday

8/22/08

A lucky penny

I figure it takes one second to stoop down and pick up a penny on the ground. If you do the math, that is equivalent to earning $36.00 per hour ($0.01 x 60 secs x 60 mins = 3600).

Therefore, from a purely econimic benefit point of view, here is what it is worth on an hourly basis to pick up the following coins:

1 penny = $36.00 per hour

1 nickel = $180.00 per hour

1 dime = $360.00 per hour

1 quarter = $900.00 per hour

Think about that next time you see something silver on the ground.


Invention wish list

·Autopilot for cars

·An efficiency mode for cruise control. Rather than maintaining a certain speed, you would enter minimum & maximum speeds and the car would figure out how to get you to your destination within those ranges factoring in the terrain most efficiently. This would be especially nice if coupled with autopilot.

·Smart keys integrated with your cell phone. Your phone is your car key.

·Credit card functionality built into a smart phone. Pay with your phone. I think they already do this in Japan.

·A smart credit card that combined all your accounts into one card: you pick at time of payment which card to charge

8/14/08

Summer Vacation: the cold, hard facts

Summer vacation…by the numbers

1999 Honda Odyssey

July 11, 2008 Aug 10, 2008

AZ - NV - UT - ID - MT - Canada - MT - ID - UT - ID - UT - AZ

Total Distance: 4,917

Total Fuel Cost: $819

Ave Fuel cost: $4.28

Fuel Cost/Mile: $0.165

Avg MPG: 25.69

7/29/08

Oasian

My favorite local Asian restaurant, Oasian, has apparently gone out of business.

They made the best chicken curry in the world. I was in the neighborhood last night and decided to stop in for a biteonly to discover the Available real estate sign on the building.

:-(

All was not entirely lost for the evening, though. I hit Yoko Fast Food on the way home and picked up some yummy yakisoba.

7/28/08

You can turn off the oven, I'm done now.

This summer marks the 34th consecutive year I have hated AZ summers.

Why do humans live here?

6/28/08

122 Degrees


June 26, 1990

This week marked the 18th anniversary of the day I spent 10 hours working with my dad outside on the hottest day in AZ history.

We knew that it was obscenely hot (you couldn't touch metal objects without getting burned), but it wasn't until later that night that we heard the news about just how hot it was -- 122 degrees. Insanely hot. Uninhabitably hot. Satan's fireplace hot.

If my memory serves me correctly, as we were pulling in to our street at the end of the day, I saw Randy out for an afternoon run.

6/27/08

My car needs new tires


I checked Sears, Discount Tire, Costco, and the Tire Rack. Walmart.com (with free shipping to the store of your choice) came out the clear winner.

6/22/08

Five minute intervals

Brigham Young once said, "I do not recollect that I have seen five minutes since I was baptized that I have not been ready to preach a funeral sermon, lay hands on the sick, or to pray in private or public." And then he added, "I will tell you the secret of this. . . . If you commit an overt act, repent of that immediately, and call upon God to deliver you from evil and give you the light of His spirit" (JD 12:102–3)

I came across this quote several years ago and have thought of it often since that time. It came to mind again this morning when our scheduled EQ instructor called this morning with the news that he would be out sick today. You never know when you will be called, unexpectedly, to preach a sermon

5/23/08

Zathura

Sam watched Zathura at my parents cabin about a week ago. Since then, his night time prayers have included the plea that we not be visited by Zorgons or Robots and that our house not drift off into space.

Signs of the Apocalypse

I live in the Phoenix metro area. It is one of the hottest metropolitan places on Earth (add Riyadh, Saudi Arabia & Baghdad, Iraq to get the top three).

On Monday, it was 105 degrees on my commute home. Yesterday, at the same time, it was 57 degrees.

Ladies and gentlemen, hell has frozen over.