Dear Mother Nature,
Maybe you’ve been distracted lately, but it’s November tomorrow. I realize you are the undisputed expert on the subject, so I hope you will pardon my impudence, but the four seasons are supposed to be divided into roughly equal parts. Summer had its turn. Fall and Winter want a chance to show their stuff. It is already snowing in many parts of the country. It is time to turn down the temp in the Grand Canyon state.
If we have to be unseasonable anything, can it be cool? Please.