9/2/08
Scary
8/22/08
A lucky penny
Therefore, from a purely econimic benefit point of view, here is what it is worth on an hourly basis to pick up the following coins:
1 penny = $36.00 per hour
1 nickel = $180.00 per hour
1 dime = $360.00 per hour
1 quarter = $900.00 per hour
Think about that next time you see something silver on the ground.
Invention wish list

·Autopilot for cars
·An efficiency mode for cruise control. Rather than maintaining a certain speed, you would enter minimum & maximum speeds and the car would figure out how to get you to your destination within those ranges – factoring in the terrain – most efficiently. This would be especially nice if coupled with autopilot.
·“Smart” keys integrated with your cell phone. Your phone is your car key.
·Credit card functionality built into a smart phone. Pay with your phone. I think they already do this in Japan.
·A “smart” credit card that combined all your accounts into one card: you pick at time of payment which card to charge
8/14/08
Summer Vacation: the cold, hard facts
Summer vacation…by the numbers
1999 Honda Odyssey
July 11, 2008 – Aug 10, 2008
AZ - NV - UT - ID - MT - Canada - MT - ID - UT - ID - UT - AZ
Total Distance: 4,917
Total Fuel Cost: $819
Ave Fuel cost: $4.28
Fuel Cost/Mile: $0.165
Avg MPG: 25.69
7/29/08
Oasian
My favorite local Asian restaurant, Oasian, has apparently gone out of business.
They made the best chicken curry in the world. I was in the neighborhood last night and decided to stop in for a bite…only to discover the “Available” real estate sign on the building.
:-(
All was not entirely lost for the evening, though. I hit Yoko Fast Food on the way home and picked up some yummy yakisoba.
7/28/08
You can turn off the oven, I'm done now.
This summer marks the 34th consecutive year I have hated AZ summers.
Why do humans live here?
6/28/08
122 Degrees

June 26, 1990
This week marked the 18th anniversary of the day I spent 10 hours working with my dad outside on the hottest day in AZ history.
We knew that it was obscenely hot (you couldn't touch metal objects without getting burned), but it wasn't until later that night that we heard the news about just how hot it was -- 122 degrees. Insanely hot. Uninhabitably hot. Satan's fireplace hot.
If my memory serves me correctly, as we were pulling in to our street at the end of the day, I saw Randy out for an afternoon run.
6/27/08
My car needs new tires
6/22/08
Five minute intervals
Brigham Young once said, "I do not recollect that I have seen five minutes since I was baptized that I have not been ready to preach a funeral sermon, lay hands on the sick, or to pray in private or public." And then he added, "I will tell you the secret of this. . . . If you commit an overt act, repent of that immediately, and call upon God to deliver you from evil and give you the light of His spirit" (JD 12:102–3)
I came across this quote several years ago and have thought of it often since that time. It came to mind again this morning when our scheduled EQ instructor called this morning with the news that he would be out sick today. You never know when you will be called, unexpectedly, to preach a sermon…
6/20/08
5/23/08
Signs of the Apocalypse
I live in the Phoenix metro area. It is one of the hottest metropolitan places on Earth (add Riyadh, Saudi Arabia & Baghdad, Iraq to get the top three).
On Monday, it was 105 degrees on my commute home. Yesterday, at the same time, it was 57 degrees.
Ladies and gentlemen, hell has frozen over.
5/20/08
Hypermiling
A guy drives from Chicago to NYC -- 800 miles -- on one tank of gas:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/05/19/earlyshow/main4107075.shtml?source=mostpop_story
Watch both videos at the bottom of the page. The first one teaches you the basic techniques for hypermiling.
Follow Dad’s advice: “Drive as if your car didn’t have brakes.”
Seatbelts
68% of drivers and passengers between the ages of 16 and 20 who were killed in car crashes at night in 2006 were unbuckled.
During daytime, 57% percent of the young motorists and passengers who were killed were not wearing seat belts.
5/16/08
The locked cupboard
An email I wrote to my siblings yesterday…
Do you remember how we had a locking cupboard in our old, pre-fire kitchen? Do you feel like having inaccessible Oreos in our house growing up affected you negatively in any way?
We have a problem in our house with kids spoiling their appetites by eating “special” food items, like granola bars, at unauthorized times (supposed to be for school lunches only). Potato chips, chocolate chips, and marshmallows are also a problem. Frankly, I have caught my kids eating regular sugar, powdered sugar, cinnamon sugar, and hot chocolate mix -- all straight out of the container with a spoon.
Becky is afraid that a locking cabinet might somehow mess up our kids psychologically. I’m tired of walking into the pantry to find my children stuffing their faces with chocolate chips and then throwing their uneaten dinner in the trash every night.
What do you think?
5/15/08
An Open Letter to Shandon, Clint, & Jeff
When are we going to go on a crazy adventure that challenges both our physical endurance and our sanity?
Havasu Pei?
Rim-to-Rim-to-Rim?
The Narrows?
BTW – The Payson Spring triathlon is June 14th. Let’s do it!
Rainforest Cafe
Mediocre, overpriced food.
Deafeningly load dining area. Is it really necessary to blare hip-hop music over the already load jungle noises?
Horrible service. The place was not busy on a Wednesday night, but it took an inordinately long time to get our food. The waiter never came back to check on us. We had to go find our own condiments. Our drinks were never refilled. It took 25 minutes to get our check…after we told the waiter we were in a hurry to leave.
I don’t plan on ever going back.
4/24/08
Once || Swell Season

Went to see The Swell Season (Oscar award winners Glen Hansard and Markéta Irglová from the movie Once) with Andrew, Reachel, Natalie, Patrick, and Becky last night at the Orpheum Theater in downtown Phoenix.
Calexico opened and The Frames served as support. It was a great show at a great venue...with delightful company to top it all off. We dined in style at Cibo beforehand.
If you haven't already seen it, rent Once. It's a good flick. One f-bomb that ClearPlay took care of.
Here is a link to a very similar live show recorded last year.
4/8/08
Recent Readings
Joseph Smith’s Relationship with God -- Some interesting points. I liked it.
The 8th Habit -- Covey probably should have stopped at 7.
Made to Stick -- Very good. I will "reread" this one.
Great Speeches of the 20th Century -- Funny how the political speeches all pretty much sound like they could still be given today.
The Tipping Point -- My third time through this book. I'm a big Gladwell fan. He is a fascinating storyteller. See Blink below for more...
Principle Centered Leadership -- Very good stuff.
Hebraisms in the Book of Mormon -- Like chiasms, there are unknown gems in the text.
The Wisdom of Crowds -- My second read of this one. I recommend it.
Blink -- Probably my third time through this one. Very good. For a taste of the unusual author, watch this...
Words that Work -- Some will find the author's approach and background unsavory. He has some very good points, though.
25 Things to Say to the Interviewer to Get the Job You Want -- Pretty hoacky
Analyzing Financial Statements -- A snoozer
Freakonomics -- My second time through. I disagreed quite strongly with most of his conclusions the first time through. This time it was less offensive. I still think he is wrong on many topics. Despite having said that , I recommend it.
Rich Dad's Guide to Becoming Rich -- Robert Kiyosaki has become an industry unto himself, but he has some very good advice.
How to Make People Like You in 90 Seconds or Less -- Pretty weak. I lost interest about 1/3 of the way through it.
Super Crunchers -- Very closely related to Freakonomics & The Wisdom of Crowds. I recommend it.
The Birth of Plenty -- Similar academic tone as Collapse. I liked it. More on one particular finding of this book in a future post.
Woman in White -- Becky recently read this in her book club. She was so excited about it that I decided to read it as well. A good read. I recommend it.
A Perfect Mess -- A few good points. I think the authors wanted very badly to find evidence for a position they supported.
Crashes, Booms, & Panics + Government Regulations -- Decent info and history of the markets
22 Immutable Laws of Marketing -- My second listen to this book. Most of the examples seem quite anecdotal. I would like to see examples backed by stronger evidence.
3/31/08
Joseph Smith's Presidential Platform
The post is quite long, but check out Joseph Smith's 1844 presidential platform here. It will take you 10 or 15 minutes to read, but it contains some fascinating tidbits. Some of his complaints about partisan politics are still valid today.
3/28/08
Wal-Mart
Over the past week, I have had occasion to shop at both CVS and Walgreens. I was amazed/annoyed at how loooong the printed receipts were -- 12 to 18 inches -- even though I had only purchased one or two items. In both cases, this was due to the customer satisfaction surveys they both wanted me participate in.
I just got a receipt from the world’s most exasperating place to shop, Wal-Mart, and was pleasantly surprise by the fact that they have begun double-sided printing on their receipts. Despite numerous items purchases, the receipt was only 6 inches long.
Saves paper, reduces trash, and takes up less space in my wallet. Bravo.
Next on my wish list for Wal-Mart:
1. Turn off the accursed public announcement system (take note, most Wal-Marts are near deafeningly loud)
2. Staff more checkout lines (today’s Super Wal-Mart had two lanes staffed by humans open)
3. Hire employees with an IQ above 75
4. Offer an affordable dental insurance plan so your employees can fix their visibly rotting teeth
3/25/08
Buy Generic
I remember my undergraduate Marketing professor mentioning that the odds of a shopper buying a store brand drug (ex., Wal-Mart acetaminophen versus Tylenol acetaminophen) increased with education level.
I was reminded of that fact when I was at Costco over my lunch break today. I was just about to pick up a box of Claritin when I noticed a Kirkland brand equivalent right next to it (it wasn’t immediately obvious to me because the Claritin was in blue packaging and the Kirkland was in red).
As many store frequently do, Costco posted the “cost per 100” data for both products. The Claritin was $45 per 100. The Kirkland product was $3 per 100. That is a 15x difference! Unbelievable. I was expecting 2x to 3x…not 15x.
I wonder what percentage of shoppers walk away carrying the Claritin…
3/11/08
Falling Star
How did the phrase “meteorite rise” gain widespread acceptance?
From our perspective here on Earth, wouldn't "meteorite fall" be more accurate?
2/28/08
Long Lost Friends mega post
Mark Truman, Me, Nate Woolf, and Nigel Miller freshmen year at the Morris Center getting scones on a Saturday morning.Twelve years later, Mark (dentist), Me, and Nigel (engineer) at Nate's long overdue wedding reception:
Stephenie Meyer (of Twilight fame). OK, I'm cheating here, Stephenie is really Becky's long lost friend. I'm friends with Stephanie's husband Pancho. I need to find and scan an old picture of when Stephenie took Becky out for her birthday and dressed her up like Cinderella.
2/11/08
2/9/08
Houston we have a toothbrush problem...
With a one-year-old toothpaste eater in the house, I thought it was time to revisit the dental hygiene issue in our home...
Better than Botox
Deceptive Packaging
Here is a package of black licorice from Trader Joe's:
Consumer Reports has a running feature (I think it's called "The Black Hole") on deceptive packaging like this.
Drives me crazy.
Motorhead Messiah
He was the cover story in the November 2007 issue of Fastcompany and was also covered by NPR.He converts large SUVs to hydrogen injected bio-desiels and other unconventional engines -- like a turbine powered hybrid -- giving them 2x the the horsepower and up to 6x the gas mileage.
Whenever I pull into a gas station with my Prius (two times a month, $20 a pop) I inevitably pull next to a guy driving something like this:
I figure they pay the logical consequence for their aerodynamic idiocy at the pump.My co-worker tells me that between his regular F-150 and his wife's Tahoe they spend $300 a month on gas. That is in addition to their car payments.
2/6/08
Our next family car...
It is a seven passenger so we totally fill it up. It gets RIDICULOUS when we go on vacations.
I don’t know what to get her next. She thinks a Suburban is too big. I say heck with that -- we need to return to our roots: a Ford Econoline!
2/3/08
Automotive History
High School: Chevy Cavalier coupe. It was a four-banger, but was so light that it was still pretty spunky. The one I drove was tan with vinyl seats that would burn your skin in the summer.
Incidentally, if you are going to get a tattoo, don't get one of a Chevy Cavalier:
High School: For some reason dad sold the Cavalier and I started driving my mom's hand-me-down white Oldsmobile DIESEL that looked something like this. Needless to say, I didn't win any friends based on how cool my car was. Did I mention that it shook violently and stunk of diesel fuel?
Post-mission: Another babe magnet car. It is a wonder I ever got married. This was also a hand-me-down car from mom. I can't remember if I also briefly shared the Apex Megadominion Pearl Destroyer with Jason, but if not the car we did share looked a lot like the Pearl Destroyer.
Married life: 1995 Nissan Altima, shown here in our NJ driveway. This was the first car I had a direct hand in selecting (note the shift from GM products to Japanese cars).2002 Honda Accord: A great car. V6, power everything. Regrettably it was black. Never buy a black car in AZ.
P.S. Check out my friend Danny's post on the same subject. He is unrivaled in both quantity and diversity of cars!
2/1/08
Brown baggin' it
As part of my 2008 fiscal responsibilities goal…
I am proud to announce that I brought my lunch from home everyday in January!












