When deciding who you want to be the next President of the United States, always remember that the MOST IMPORTANT THING is whether or not you agree with his/her supernatural explanation of how the universe works. You need to know where your candidate stands when it comes to Zeus, Poseidon, Fairies, Trolls, Unicorns, and Leprechauns.
P.S. Also ask them what their opinion is on assault riffles, acupuncture, and if they are at least 35 years old.
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